bras are really great. know how i can state this with confidence? i wear them. daily. unlike the larger woman i saw walking, or should i say flopping, down the sidewalk today. i don't know that she has ever been introduced to the lingerie department. who am i kidding? i can't even bet on her being able to spell or pronounce lingerie. there was a perfect outline in her shirt of her large dangling boobs, clearly visible from my car several feet away. the movement of them across the top of her protruding mid-section was both disturbing and mesmerizing. they swayed like the pendulum on a disgusting flesh clock, ticking in time to her slow, lumbering steps. victoria's secret? she never kept time with her unbound breasts.
how does a nerd waste time? i'll tell you because i am both a nerd and a great time waster. tonight i spent more time than i care to admit finding, taking and analyzing the results of a Myers-Briggs personality test online. no surprise results here. i'm an ENFJ - extroverted, intuitive, feeling, judging. which, i think you could determine after spending approximately 2.7 minutes with me. but thanks for confirming my self-awareness, online personality test. i appreciate the confidence boost.
last night, for the first time this season i watched an episode of The Bachelorette. i know, i know. trust me, i'm embarrassed by how absorbed i got. but for knowing nothing about these people, and not really caring (until last night) about who Ali picks (i didn't even know her name until last night and now we're on a first name basis), i will say that girlfriend's in for a rough finale. she's got two winners left. i mean, they both stole my first-time viewer heart last night in the 2 hours i watched of them canoodling with her on tahitian islands. sadly, i know what i'll be doing monday night 2 weeks from now...because next week is the reunion special, and i'm not wasting my time on that garbage. hah.
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