why is the foam on chai tea so great?
boyfriends are super, and mine is the "bees knees." <3
the hatred i felt getting up extra early to take my dog to daycare just proves i'm not ready for children.
i need to come up with a system for announcing sarcasm via text. this would prevent much confusion in my life and potentially bring me my well-deserved 15 minutes of fame.
i think someone should pay me for being consistently awesome. my desired salary is $30000, but i'm willing to settle for more if they feel it is deserved. i'm pretty sure it is. oh, and if they would like to pay for my relocation to Chicago we can discuss preferred payment methods.
a man said "absotively posilutely" to me today and i smiled. thanks, sir, for being just as bizarre as my family. you made me feel right at home on that sales call.
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