watching Michael Scott in his improv class makes me feel so uncomfortable. FBI agent Michael Scarn jumping into every scene with gun drawn is so awkward. poor Michael, he tries so hard. you can see it. he's so bad it's brilliant. watching The Office as much as i do is also scarring me for any future employers. i need my workplace to be exactly like Dunder Mifflin, as i have expressed before. if we don't have our own office Olympics or celebrate a Moroccan Christmas, i just don't know that i will survive.
what's the deal with Snapple lids? are they all true? are none of them true? are only some of them true? i am in such a state of confusion not knowing whether i can trust the knowledge i have gained over the years from drinking peach iced tea and fruit punch, or whether it will in some future social situation make me look like a fool. if my input is of any consequence, i would like to throw my two cents in. all the Snapple facts should be real, because we should be cultivating trust in this world, and because no one wants to have to look them all up to find out if they will be good party conversation starters or not.
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