watching Back to the Future Part II is making me extremely disappointed in 2010. the 2015 of the Doc's future features flying cars, hoverboards, the sickest looking Nikes, 3D hologram billboards, World Series winning Cubs, self-adjusting clothes, and one thing we actually have now, a retro 80s cafe. also, baby Elijah Wood shows up. i seriously doubt that five years from now in the real 2015 we will have the baller swag they've got in the movie. one thing that comforts me is that old man fashion doesn't change. ancient Biff looks like just as much of a dork in those high-waisted plaid pants as any present-day grandpa would. my biggest question: is Marty's daughter a trannie? cuz she's looking a little rough.
ever since Dunder Mifflin Scranton became a part of my life, i have wanted to work in an office setting like that, to feel like i was on the show. this dream will in some small way become reality tomorrow. it may not be the pretzel man, but our entire business park is being treated to ice cream from an ice cream truck tomorrow afternoon. that's right. we will stand in line (NO CUTTING ALLOWED) waiting patiently for our turn to order a delicious frozen treat. if i could, i would get mine with all the fixins...but i don't know what toppings will be offered for popsicles. i will be slightly disappointed not being able to stand in line and share the joy with the likes of Stanley Hudson and Kevin Malone. i'd even chill with Angela Martin as we devoured our free dessert, but i would not talk about cats.
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